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15 mins with The Xcerts

Poor drummers running from South Edinburgh to make rehearsals, lucky bird crap, and music genealogy were just some of things that came out of this quick chat up with The Xcerts at Studio 24 last Friday. With cracking support from Penguins Kill Polar Bears, The Winter Tradition, and Donnie Willow, the show was deemed as one of the best line up;s this year.

I entered the venue while Murray MacLeod was drumming to the improvised melodic tunes Tom Heron was creating. The two casually gave a great display of talent while killing time waiting for their drummer, who was running late-literary. Bands like PKPB were already loading in and re-stringing in preparation. I also met Luke Joyce from I Build Collapsible Mountains there, as he was filming the band the next day to shoot their music video at Livingston’s infamous Bangour Hospital. I heard it all went well…
After soundchecks (after drummer, Jordan Smith, had caught his breath after his 2mile sprint, that is) the lovely Scots were at ease and blethered away to me, quite the thing. This is just some of what we touched on. 

So we’re at Studio 24 and the bands are sounding checking. What do you make of this place and the line up?
M-We’ve played here before, last February. We’ve played with The Winter tradition a couple of times before, and we’ve played once with Penguins Kill Polars Bears at a terrible festival in London. Complete washout. And we haven’t heard Donnie Willow before.

T- But we’re psyched to see them.

M- Young up starts! They’ll be good.

What are American crowds like compared to Scottish crowds?
J- We’ve only played to two American crowds.

M- Yeah, we’ve only played two shows in a America.

T- And it was for CMJ so we can really comment, and it was New York as well, so it’s the biggest, most eclectic population ever. Plus it was all industry people anyway. We could make it up, if you want?! 

M- They were good shows, cos they were festivals and it was frantic. Running across New York, lugging amps and equipment everywhere is “fun”, but it was cool.

Should I just come back in a year and ask that question? So, I’ll be like “yeah, that question, how’s that looking now?”
M- Rubbish.

What’s your favourite song on the album?
J-That’s like asking you who your favourite child is.T- Sophie’s choice. J- Choose one, now!

Any lyrics that click with you?

M- I don’t think I can do that. I can’t comment because I write them all and I’d feel really full of myself. [looks to Tom] Any lyrics?

T- Eh, ‘He sinks, He sleeps’ ? They’re good, but do you want me to say them? I don’t want to.

(Murray goes on to sing the lines to me…) M- ‘When the spirits come, they’re going to corner me…’ (Aw)

What bands do you think people should be listening/paying attention to right now?
M- Bands that are going to be big?

If you want?

T- I have no idea. I am so out of the loop.

J- I like, Copy HaHo, The Computers, Dinosaur Pile Up.

M- Oh yeah, Dinosaur Pile Up are going to be big.

T- They are going to be big. 

M- And younger generations should go back and delve into the old stuff. 

T- The 90’s. M- Totally, like the whole skins generation. 

T- Check out Murray, have a pop at the young crowd. 

M- Well I found out who my favourite band’s influences were through tracing it all back. Like Nirvana, The Pixies, not enough people do that anymore. You discover more that way. So find out who your favourite band’s influences are.

T- Musical genealogy. 

J-  There will be one ultimate band. It would be like a blood line, or family tree.

Balancing work/education, when should a young band go full time with their music?
T- When you realise that you’re sacrificing too much of your other life, be it your job or your college, or whatever, when it comes to the point when you’re missing out on a lot of that to go on tour. You should probably re-think it all.

M- Depends on the amount of attention you’re getting too.

T- I’m not encouraging anyone to rush out and be in a full time band, end of up on the dole in 6months time! I don’t want that on my conscience.

M- Cos, for us, when we were in still in college, we were 18 and we got picked up by an agent and we had a label interested. We thought, okay well we have a manager and we just had it there in front of us.

T- An agent is your first sign.

M- Yeah, it is entirely up to your agent when you should quit college.

T- “I’m in my 2nd year of uni. I’m thinking about my 3rd, and my dissertation. Anything happening? You have 9 weeks of touring coming up. Okay, I’ll slack off”.

M- Get an education though.Is that a message to the kids?

T- Yeah, keep off the streets.

M- Cos you might end up in the gutter.

T- With a cap in your ass.

M- And a bottle of gin…crying.

T- Cap in your ass, and a bottle of Gin?!

If you had a friend who had been deaf all of their life, and then they had an operation to finally hear. What would be the first album you would let them listen to? 
T- Wow. I mean, you can’t. How can anyone do that? It would have to be something classical, and beautiful, and big and grand like Mendelssohn. 

M- Something  African and tribal, something out there.

T- Yeah, something basic and instinctive.

M- “Or I’ll just put on Black album by Metallica”

J- I wouldn’t even do that, I just turn on Radio One.

T- I’d take the person into the country and let them listen to the world! Yeah, we’d get a train, and go walking through a field and we could listen to the birds chirping away.

M- The first music they listen to they could become a huge fan of. You could get them into so much.

 J- Depends on how much you like them though. I would pretend they were still deaf. Play him nothing and he’d be like “It doesn’t work!”

M- Sargent Pepper White Album.

T- Mendelssohn’s 4th viola concerto, in C [or E Minor, Op. 64?] 

M- I’d freak him out with Pink Floyd.

J- Something mental.

T- We need to hold on to this deaf guy for at least a month.

J- We should blind fold him. You loose one sense, you loose another. It could be like that scene out of Clock Work Orange…

J- Yeah! Except, his ears, well, they’re open.

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Turning Plates - Tin Man

“At first, I was a lump in the ground”. Those are the first words in Tin Man, the single from Glasgow based band Turning Plates. They set the melancholic tone of the song, along with its distinctive wind and string arrangements throughout that help the simple melody sore. At points - particularly in the beautiful chorus chord progression - they remind me of Wilco circa Yankee Hotel Foxtrot and Kashmir. It kind of makes me feel like I’m some kind of plain where there is absolutely nothing.  That’s my way of saying that I really like it.

You can listen to the song here: http://www.facebook.com/turningplates

Do it.

We need this.

Y’all Is Fantasy Island’s last ever gig @ Sneaky Pete’s

Fuck. I can write about music at all but here it goes. I saw Y’all is Fantasy Island last Friday. The gig’s just finished, I am home with my ears ringing and on my way here, as I walk past the drunks and the orange people in the Grassmarket, I feel a bit shit because the venue should have been packed, the songs heard by more and the band shouldn’t have split up. But hey, let’s give Kassidy some more money.

Adam Stafford starts things with a quiet song, just him and his guitar. From then on, the set build up in intensity and after all the band is on stage, they pretty much rock all my clothes off. “With Handclaps” and “Punk Rock Disco” were my highlights. Intense, relentless, heavy, hooks. To me is like being a kid in a pool full of Haribo.

There’s a strange atmosphere in the venue. I’m not sure how to describe it. Maybe it’s a mix of sadness and nostalgia for music that will never be played again. This is what made the performance special. Stafford’s banter was self-deprecating, maybe trying to make the band’s last gig an unemotional event. Jokes about dead babies in the garage? Check.

However, a glimpse of sincerity comes out before the last song as they thank the crowd and I’m not sure what else to write now. All I can think of is how good this band were and what a shame it is that they won’t be around anymore.

As some of the people in the crowd said: “‘mon the YiFI!”.

Chemikal Underground

I remember being in Lima and thinking that Chemikal Underground were the best thing ever. Mogwai and Arab Strap and The Delgados. Wow.

Now they have The Phantom Band and Found. It’s always struck me how so many fucking great bands come out of Scotland. Found have just grabbed me by the balls and bitch slapped me. I liked it.

Jesus, Jesus can bowl!

Molly Wagger

are a very good band. They will be playing instead of Cancel The Astronauts who have sadly, eh, cancelled. Hopefully we will be able to have them in one of our nights soon!

In the meantime, life is good, eyes are red and tired, wills are weakening and we’re getting noise-thirsty by the minute.

Llamas everywhere.

Robyn looks like Falcor

We’re getting wasted after this. Smiley face.

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